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Yo, dudes! If you're gonna piss on my city, and it's a locked entry, *please for the love of all that is holy* leave me off that filter. I. Don't. Want. To. Hear. It. Your city/town/village/farm/neighborhood is awesome, and I am thrilled for you that you live there. Shut the fuck up about where I live, 'k? Thanks. Bye.

Today, hearty thanks to seanan_mcguire, for recommending John Zakour and Lawrence Ganem, The Plutonium Blonde, The Doomsday Brunette, and The Radioactive Redhead. And to minnaleigh, for exposing me to the paradisiacal concept of a library hold list. (And to the millions of web monkeys typing furiously behind the serenity of leo.nypl.org.)